We have all seen nature programs. There is a human narrator, a guy perhaps narrating an environmental landscape, how a certain group of animals live, how a certain species of animal have sex. Then it is filmed and broadcast and put on a network for us to watch how this narrator narrates how this species of animal has sex.
I personally believe on some level that our human fascination with watching and narrating another species of animal having sex is a warped. I believe that is a personal sacred act. Let me put it this way. Would you like a well-articulated conure with a microphone standing at a safe distance narrating you having sex?
Can you imagine? It would go something like this. Female Host named Manilla of this nature show perches on a branch, the cord to her microphone dangles down the tree. “It’s not clearly understood why the humans remove their feathering,” she tells the audience, to us it would feel like we were plucking ourselves.” A wave of anxiety goes through her at this thought and the audience sees her feathers puff up and down. “As you can see you the female of the species mounts the male. The female is the dominant one in the sex act. The males have these elongated appendages common to their species. Science has yet to define what they are.”
Manilla our Host extends her left foot to her lower mandible and massages the feathers in deep contemplative thought, “HMM.”
“But they are very crucial to mating and reproducing offspring. See how they are mating in an enclosed transportation vehicle. At the moment I cannot recall the name of it.”
I’ll end here because Our Host, Manilla needs to speak to her camera crew.